BOOM!!!!! You have been blasted into an alternate dimension. ATTENTION: Before you go any further, you must listen to Free Bird while going through this dimension…
A dimension, with…spaceships with chrome metal, cyborgs that are working out (smells like sweat as a result), and…LeBron James. LeBron brings you to his closest friends: Buzz Lightyear, Spongebob, and Superman. Buzz and the gang ask if you want to go chill in their new spaceship and go space-racing against Woody, Patrick Star, and Batman.
You have a funny feeling though; Buzz has been eating spicy cheesy Doritos while talking to you…you dislike spicy foods very, very much! So, you run to press the hyperspace button located on Winnie the Pooh’s belly button. But just before you go there you fall off of the floating staircase…
Then you see, not a shooting star, but a shooting Squid-ward Tentacles!!!
Then LeBron James comes flying back with his jetpack Nike Shoes, causing his fans that follow him everywhere to cheer their roaring claps. He starts giving you a speech about how Superman and Patrick the Star are best friends. This makes no sense! LeBron then says he can give you two options:
I can give you some non-spicy doritos, and then we can go bungee jumping in Jupiter with Tarzan,
or
I can introduce to you to Achilles and we can practice archery while eating hamburgers.
You then are catapulted into Ben 10s party house. This is THE party house of outer space. It smells like fresh strawberries (your favorite fruit) and Free Bird is blasting on repeat in the speakers throughout the floating party house. Everyone is there having a great time, and then you see two of your favorite friends, you say:
or
“Connor McGregor, its been forever!”
Then, you hear loud noises banging on the window. You turn…while you’re turning a baseball comes flying at you in slow motion…Derek Jeter has hit a 1,000 foot home run and it is coming straight for you (in slow motion)…
Then, the one and only MIKE TYSON comes from out of nowhere and punches the baseball into cyberspace. You and Mike Tyson then walk out into the horizon, over the floating stairs, and meet up with Winnie the Pooh (The DJ at this Party).
You say to yourself: “Life is AMAZING”!!!
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